Yes, we’ve all read the stats showing just how rare shark attacks are. We are more likely to die at the hands of our loveable pet German Shepherd than at the fins of some gigantic toothy sea monster.
And yet there’s something about sharks that tickles our brains and reminds us that occasionally, we humans are not top of the food chain.
This report from CBS won’t do anything to quiet those fears. As you can see, some enterprising lifeguard in California used a drone to take a peak at the shoreline.
The results are not comforting. Mr. Shark and his pals are waiting just feet from unsuspecting beach-goers:
So enjoy your beach vacations, y’all! I’m heading off to the mountains, where sharks won’t be able to reach me. Unless of course they grow legs one day, in which case human civilization will likely collapse into a bloody ruin.
H/T: CBS News
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