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EPIC Lesson Explains Why Everyone Should Be a Republican


Democrats certainly like to portray themselves as the party of compassion, but it’s pretty easy to be compassionate with other people’s money. Not only that, private charity does much more to help the poor than government aid ever could.

Here’s a story to hammer that point across to your naive liberal friends.

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow – what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”

This is how the world SHOULD be! Get the word out – share this post on Facebook and Twitter!