Baywatch legend, Knight Rider star, and highlight of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, David Hasselhoff, just took a stand against ISIS that would leave the lollipops-and-unicorns-loving President with his head spinning.
Hasselhoff told the Daily Star that he’d like to travel to Syria and slaughter ISIS terrorists.
Via the Daily Star:
The actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the surf rescue show, said he would launch a personal Rambo-style mission to wipe out the terrorist network.
The Hoff, who also starred in 80s classic Knight Rider, said he had developed a personal hatred for the brutal Isis regime.
He was appalled after it released films showing the beheadings of Western hostages.
Now the 63-year-old reckons he is the man to make them pay.
And knife-wielding executioner Jihadi John – wanted for the videoed murders of at least five hostages – is top of his hit list.
Asked to name his “priority activity if he was the invisible man for the day”, the star replied he would kill off all the estimated 200,000 Isis fighters.
He said: “I’d go to Syria and annihilate everyone involved in Isis.”
Perhaps the Middle East could really use a peacekeeper like Michael Knight, and a really cool car named K.I.T.T.
Or perhaps it would be the perm that would send terrorists fleeing for their lives.
Naturally, the Daily Star matched their sensational story with an even more fantastic cover:
— Nick Sutton (@suttonnick) October 18, 2015
Go get ’em, Hoff. Our President sure doesn’t plan on doing anything.
Comment: What is your favorite David Hasselhoff moment, on or off screen?