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The Reasons Why Hippies Oppose This Solar Farm Will Baffle You.

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Hippies are gross, weird, and dumb. This story REALLY emphasizes that third point. Of course it concerns green energy.

Residents of Woodland, NC put a stop to a proposed solar farm because they had a few concerns about how the solar panels would affect the environment.

But these concerns are..um…unique…

Two citizens reportedly made the allegations at a Woodland Town Council meeting in Northampton County, northeastern North Carolina, on Wednesday.
Bobby Mann said the farm would “suck up all the energy from the sun and businesses would not come to Woodland,” the Roanoke-Chowan Herald-News reports.
Retired science teacher Jane Mann feared the proposed solar ranch could hinder photosynthesis — the process of converting light energy from the sun into chemical energy for fuel — in the area and stop plants from growing.

A RETIRED SCIENCE TEACHER!? I know our public schools are a joke but come on!

Read more of these concerned citizens’ idiotic thoughts on “green energy” here. Plus more on hippies BEING THE WORST!

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