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Look: Rand Paul Has the Best Online Store Ever!

Dr. Rand Paul, the junior senator from Kentucky, announced today that he is running for President.

But if he doesn’t get the gig, he’ll likely get a job hosting his own show on QVC.

Why? Because right now his campaign website is selling a whole load of chinzy crap at inflated prices.

Check out the store here: https://store.randpaul.com/

Ever wanted a pair of Rand Paul flip-flops? Sold for just $20! How’s about an NSA Spy Cam blocker, to stop the feds snooping on you using your own laptop camera? It could be yours for just 15 bucks. Take a look:


The list goes on… woven blankets, beer steins, dog tags… even jumbo-size birthday cards with a huge picture of Rand emblazoned on the front.

What would you buy from Rand’s online store? Let us know in the comments section below: