Dr. Rand Paul, the junior senator from Kentucky, announced today that he is running for President.
But if he doesn’t get the gig, he’ll likely get a job hosting his own show on QVC.
Why? Because right now his campaign website is selling a whole load of chinzy crap at inflated prices.
Check out the store here: https://store.randpaul.com/
Ever wanted a pair of Rand Paul flip-flops? Sold for just $20! How’s about an NSA Spy Cam blocker, to stop the feds snooping on you using your own laptop camera? It could be yours for just 15 bucks. Take a look:
The list goes on… woven blankets, beer steins, dog tags… even jumbo-size birthday cards with a huge picture of Rand emblazoned on the front.
What would you buy from Rand’s online store? Let us know in the comments section below: