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Man Finishes Book About How to Be the Man of the House

Most men who have been married for a while know it’s not a good idea for you to tell a woman what to do. But the man in this joke let himself forget that for a moment and he was brought back down to reality very quickly.

 

Man Finishes Book About How to Be the Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

 

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