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LOL! This Ted Cruz Lookalike Just Got A DIRTY Deal!

The internet seems to have a fascination with Ted Cruz lookalikes. A few parallels have been made between his looks and various celebrities, but this most recent one spread across the internet like wildfire.

Last Monday, a pro-Trump account on Reddit posted a screenshot of a woman who appeared in an episode of Maury “5 Men Tested… Will I Find My Daughter’s Father today?” Here’s a picture from the show:

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NOW LIVE: Maury interviews Ted Cruz look-alike.

Posted by MAURY on Thursday, April 21, 2016

Only a week has passed, and she’s already capitalized on the fame. As you might expect from someone appearing on Maury, a few conservatives may..—–

Being an internet meme doesn’t pay the bills, though, so the “female Ted Cruz” is hoping to capitalize on her newfound internet stardom by filming a porn scene.

XHamster.com, a popular porn website, has offered to pay Hayes and her fiance $10,000 for a 6-minute sex tape.

For those keeping score, that’s about $1,666.66 per each minute of carnal screen time.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.”

Kulich figures that since it’s doubtful Cruz is going to film a sex tape — at least while he’s still a candidate for president — this is the next best thing.

By the way – she didn’t even know who Ted Cruz was until this incident. While she may not cast her vote for Cruz, the jobs he’s creating are clearly more lucrative than anything Obama had ever created.

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