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Ten Jokes That Put Obama’s Lame Dad Jokes to SHAME!

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Some people call them “Dad Jokes” – but I think they’re simply in the “so bad it’s good category.” Here are ten of those jokes worth sharing!

1. And so the Lord said unto John, “Come forth; and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
 
2. Did you know cats can jump higher than a house? This is largely due to the cats powerful hind legs and the fact houses cant jump.
 
3. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
 
4. I come from a mixed race family.

My Mum ran the 800 meter, and my Dad’s Indian.
 
5. Why did the old woman put roller skates on her Walker?

Because she has dementia
 
6. 9/11 jokes aren’t funny – but the other 2 are!
 
7. I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket. “Hey wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?”
 
8. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear
 
9. What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

Walking

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JK, Rolling.
 
10. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
H/T Knowable

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