Like most people in America, I’m currently busy prepping my announcement to run for President. But before I make my announcement, which will be the 145th such announcement seen this week, let’s take a look at the latest entrant into the race – Lincoln Chafee.
The Republican Independent Democrat governor of Rhode Island launched his bid yesterday in the hope that he, rather than thousand year-old socialist Bernie Sanders, will be the one to stop the Clinton Juggernaut steamrolling its way to the Democratic nomination.
And how is he going to take on Clinton Inc.? Fighting for climate change? Higher taxes? Civil Liberties?
Nope, nope, and nope. The big issue for Chafee is … bringing the metric system to America.
Take a bow, future President Chafee:
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