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You Won’t Believe What the Mayor of London Just Said about Islamic Terrorists


With Europe still reeling from the terror attacks of a few weeks ago, the greatest anti-terrorism experts in the world have been trying to discover what motivates people to commit such terrible acts of evil.

And then there’s Boris Johnson.

The conservative Mayor of London, widely tipped to be a future British Prime Minister, revealed his analysis in an interview with The Sun newspaper:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

In case you are wondering, an onanist is a man who likes to … well, we’ll let you go to dictionary.com and figure it out for yourselves.

He also responds that he doesn’t fear revenge attacks for his “normal spot of common garden abuse.”

Hizzoner has a long track-record when it comes to offering up soundbites like these. He was once accused of cheating on his wife, a story which most politicians would deny with a bland statement. Not Mayor Johnson though, who described the allegations as an “inverted pyramid of piffle.”

What do you think about Mayor Johnson’s comments? Do they help us to understand the terrorist menace? Let us know what you think below: